|Humdrum of IITJEE|
Look brother, I am just an ordinary guy like you. At a small age, I was pushed into the JEE market. There I found I had to fight to survive. So I fought guys with big names and bigger brains like Bhatnagar, and Swaminathan. Even then I had to listen to professors like Majnu Sir (small names and smaller brains). Then I had to fight the caste system. Special Batch. 'C' Batch. 'B' Batch. 'A' Batch. Rankers Batch. Vegetable
So what I'm saying is that all my success is due to HIITJEE and all the other classes like Ansal Classes, Retonance, Deviance, and Impotence are simple frauds and even though they are publishing my name, I spit on them. You may find my letters of recommendation in their ads, read them carefully and add me on Facebook. If this article is sexist, it's because girls have a separate batch and separate ranks, and as far as I know, a separate IIT, which offers B.Tech in Fashion Technology and Engineering.
HIITJEEian yesterday, IITian tomorrow, Human Advisor today.